Scummy Scum

Something Scummy This Way Spawns

It is I, Scummy, intergalactic reporter, entertainer, and scourge of lame-os (and democratically-elected Terran governments) everywhere. I come to you with the permission of your holy duumvirate, Spark & Fizz (long may their molecules dance), to tell you about my n-dimensional multimedia venture/roaming asteroid, PLANET SCUMM!